I'm stuck in a closet.

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Photo from inside the closet.
Okay, I've been in this closet for about two hours now. The door knob wasn't meant to be open from the inside so all I am doing is just waiting it out... From what started as a joke is seriously starting to fucking scare me...

fuck someone tell me what to do.

—StarmanSuper; 22nd of June, 2013

I'm stuck in a closet. was a thread started by StarmanSuper in June 22nd, 2013, in which he asked Facepunch to help him escape from a closet that he had trapped himself in.[1] He kept the thread updated on his trials and tribulations.


The thread was voted Thread of the Year 2013, with StarmanSuper winning a user title and a copy of Bad Rats.[2]

See also


  1. Drop Dead Thread - I'm stuck in a closet.: https://facepunch.com/threads/1280812
  2. Fast Threads - Thread of the Year 2013 Winners: https://facepunch.com/threads/1341265