Iago

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Iago
Joined December 2012
Banned July 2015
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Iago, also known as Zee Captain and Fr33domRider, is a Blue Member of the Facepunch Studios forums. He is known for his freakish nipples, his controversial opinions on public masturbation, a three-year bump, and shitposting.

Biography

Fr33domRider

On the 23rd of November, 2010, user Fr33domRider created the thread Here lies Dobby, a free house elf.[1] He also created the group "Niggers", for which he was permabanned. User RaptorBlackz replied to the thread, saying he laughed when Dobby died.[2] No further replies were made for three years. Fr33domRider was unbanned sometime later, and he posted the following reply on the 2nd of December, 2013:

I never had the chance to post this because I was permabanned for about 4 years, I waited years for the chance to respond to this. Dobby is a real hero and he made the Harry Potter series. All his hard work and dedication for Harry and you laugh at his death? What the hell is wrong with you? Do you giggle when somebody says "9/11" too? You are what is wrong with this world. You are the sick people that laugh at a innocent elf's death. You know what? I just died a little reading your post and I am going to convince my wife to get an abortion to make sure I dont bring any children into this sick and cruel world knowing YOU are in it.

Fuck you, Dobby was a real nigga.

—Fr33domRider, Videos And Flash Movies and That Kind Of Crap - "Here lies Dobby, a free house elf"[3]

He was permabanned days later because he had recently become ban-on-sight.

Zee Captain

Zee Captain joined on the 23rd of April, 2012. In August, he predicted Half Life 3 would be announced at Gamescom 2012, and told the mods to permaban him if that was not the case.[4] He was permabanned six days later, as per toxx rules, when Half Life 3 was not announced at Gamescom.

Iago

Iago joined on the last day of 2012. He was promptly permabanned for being an alt of Zee Captain, but an appeal reduced his ban to a week. He proceeded to shitpost nonstop for three months. While doing so, he had trouble with his nipples, and created the thread MY NIPPLES ARE BLEEDING.[5] Soon after he was permabanned for flaming.[6] Two months later, he was unbanned on Garry's Birthday.

A follow-up to MY NIPPLES ARE BLEEDING, How do I get rid of my freakish nipples? became his most famous thread. There, he posted a picture of a man with very large, irregular nipples, claiming they were his own. The picture was geotagged, and according to him, several people began harassing him in real life about his nipples. The thread has since been deleted.

Iago's final permaban was on the 18th of July, 2013, in the thread "4Chan catches pizza shop owner masturbating via unsecure security cam; Denies it, lulz ensue".[7] He was the first to reply, and started an eight-page argument by defending the pizza shop owner.[8] Some claimed that he did this because Iago himself liked to masturbate in public, while Iago claimed that he did not masturbate. For the remainder of the thread, Iago argued that it was okay that the shop owner was masturbating because he was probably going to wash his hands before he started making pizza. He was permabanned when Craptasket decided he had enough of Iago being awful.[9]

2015

All of Iago's accounts were unbanned once more on 20th May for Garry's Birthday, 2 years after his last permaban. He wouldn't last long, however, as he was banned on the 9th of July for promoting murder,[10] which was extended into a permaban.

References

  1. Videos And Flash Movies and That Kind Of Crap - Here lies Dobby, a free house elf: https://facepunch.com/threads/1030090
  2. Videos And Flash Movies and That Kind Of Crap - "Here lies Dobby, a free house elf" (post #4): https://facepunch.com/threads/1030090?p=26286124#post26286124
  3. Videos And Flash Movies and That Kind Of Crap - "Here lies Dobby, a free house elf" (post #5): https://facepunch.com/threads/1030090?p=43050011#post43050011
  4. Sensationalist Headlines/Polidicks - "Half Life 3 at Gamescom?" (post #725): https://facepunch.com/threads/1205166?p=37321013#post37321013
  5. General Discussion - MY NIPPLES ARE BLEEDING: https://facepunch.com/threads/1250371
  6. Sensationalist Headlines/Polidicks - "Boston Marathon Bombing - Thread 3" (post #801): https://facepunch.com/threads/1261593?p=40323126#post40323126
  7. Sensationalist Headlines/Polidicks - 4Chan catches pizza shop owner masturbating via unsecure security cam; Denies it, lulz ensue: https://facepunch.com/threads/1290963
  8. Sensationalist Headlines/Polidicks - "4Chan catches pizza shop owner masturbating via unsecure security cam; Denies it, lulz ensue" (post #2): https://facepunch.com/threads/1290963?p=41511208#post41511208
  9. Sensationalist Headlines/Polidicks - "4Chan catches pizza shop owner masturbating via unsecure security cam; Denies it, lulz ensue" (post #40): https://facepunch.com/threads/1290963?p=41511497#post41511497
  10. Sensationalist Headlines/Polidicks - "Jeb Bush outlines his plans for putting the US economy back on track: "People need to work longer hours."" (post #13): https://facepunch.com/threads/1475128?p=48154618#post48154618