Drunk man sticks two hammers up his ass.

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All this wordplay is punishable by a ban.
Drunk man sticks two hammers up his ass. was a thread by Zeke129, posted in Sensationalist Headlines on 23 July 2009. It is widely known as the origin of Austin Powers puns, which quickly spread across SH until they were run into the ground and ultimately made bannable.
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Well at least it wasn't two drills.
double entendre joke referring to both woodworking and the human digestive system.

Example of puns

"I guess he was pretty.. 'Hammered'"

"He felt a real.. 'Hammering pain'"

"Looks like he used hammers and got...'Nailed'"

"He must not have been able to 'hammer out' the pain"

"He shoved two hammers up his ass."

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In other news, two Siberian hammers recently shat out a man.
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It's tool time

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