ConalFawcett

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ConalFawcett
Joined August 2011
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ConalFawcett is a Blue Member of the Facepunch Studios forums, most infamous for making two threads that in some way, shape, or form discussed the sock he hid for masturbatory purposes which he didn't want his parents to find out about.

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Questions

On the 31st of August, 2011, they posted the thread "Question about hidden compartment in computer and storing a certain 'item' (Possibly NSFW)"[1] which stated the following:

I have a hidden compartment in my computer. I made it out of an old CD drive and a front panel cover. I store my cum sock in it as my parents will never find it there. I've been hiding it there for about 2 months now and it wasn't worrying me until now when I decided to smell the rear extractor fan. The smell of stale cum was very strong. I believe that the cum is evaporating from the sock, escaping from the screw holes in the hallowed out CD drive, the CPU fan is then sucking the cum vapor over the RAM, through the CPU heat sink and out the back. I felt the RAM and CPU heat sink and thankfully they weren't covered in slime. However I would still like to know if there is a long term risk with this.

Users were absolutely disgusted by the scenario, and Conal was called a troll almost immediately since this was his first post. He promptly posted proof of the cum sock with a picture, which has fortunately been lost to time.[2] Everyone was further disgusted, with some laughing in shock, with user Teh Zip File even posting it to Reddit.[3] However, folks discovered that the same text was also posted to 4chan.[4]

It was revealed however that ConalFawcett was attempting to smear a YouTuber by attempting to take their name, after they discovered the thread through Newgrounds and joined the forum.[5] This thread was closed a year later due to being a "Troll thread".

Post-Questions

On the 29th of November, 2012, ConalFawcett posted a follow up thread called "Looking for a laptop with lots of free space inside",[6] and folks remembering his last thread questioned his intentions, wondering why one would need to store a cum sock in a laptop and why one would want to use it on the go. ConalFawcett was banned for 7 days for trolling with this thread.

Later, on the 29th of May, 2013, ConalFawcett posted a second follow up thread called "Cum sock update",[7] in which users were met with a picture of the cum sock in even worse condition, with the sock covered in browning semen. ConalFawcett was banned for this thread for 7 days and the thread was DDT'd.

On the 16th of June, 2016, Conal inexplicably posted "a massive picture of a tray filled" with what could be assumed to be his cum in random threads.[8] Each post was deleted, and he was banned for another 7 days.

It was later revealed that ConalFawcett was attempting to smear a youtuber by attempting to take his name, which was confirmed when the man himself arrived in the LMAO pics thread to inquire.

References

  1. Hardware and Software - Question about hidden compartment in computer and storing a certain 'item' (Possibly NSFW): https://facepunch.com/threads/1121736
  2. Hardware and Software - "Question about hidden compartment in computer and storing a certain 'item' (Possibly NSFW)" (post #41): https://facepunch.com/threads/1121736?p=32054255#post32054255
  3. Hardware and Software - "Question about hidden compartment in computer and storing a certain 'item' (Possibly NSFW)" (post #87): https://facepunch.com/threads/1121736?p=32079085#post32079085
  4. Hardware and Software - "Question about hidden compartment in computer and storing a certain 'item' (Possibly NSFW)" (post #145): https://facepunch.com/threads/1121736?p=32095044#post32095044
  5. Hardware and Software - "Question about hidden compartment in computer and storing a certain 'item' (Possibly NSFW)" (post #208): https://facepunch.com/threads/1121736?p=32147040#post32147040
  6. Hardware and Software - Looking for a laptop with lots of free space inside: https://facepunch.com/threads/1229398
  7. Drop Dead Thread - Cum sock update: https://facepunch.com/threads/1274123 (NSFW)
  8. Sensationalist Headlines/Polidicks - "2,000 Year Old Butter Found in Irish Bog" (post #28) [deleted]: https://facepunch.com/threads/1523155?p=50534073#post50534073