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Things you can safely put on your dick
Sometime prior to 2009, 1chains1 created the guide thread "Things you can safely put on your dick (GUIDE)". This resulted in a moderator changing his title to "I have stuck my dick in just about everything", with a link to the title (now defunct, as threads before 2009 have since been purged). No known mirror exists.
Ramen and semen consistency
In July 2010, 1chains1 created a thread in Fast Threads titled "Is There a Correlation Between Ramen and Your Semen Consistency?", in which he launched an investigation as to whether ramen caused his semen to develop the ability to bounce off walls, and implications for transportation if this could be harnessed. His OP was later edited to reveal that this investigation was ultimately pointless, as the "bounciness" was actually caused by the table fan he had underneath his balls.
- ??? - Things you can safely put on your dick (GUIDE) [deleted]: http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1034320-Things-you-can-safely-put-on-your-dick-(GUIDE)
- Fast Threads - Is There a Correlation Between Ramen and Your Semen Consistency?: https://facepunch.com/threads/967049